Liquid Stoopid Hot Sauce

From America’s finest and most award-winning small-batch hot sauce maker comes a sauce that doesn’t just test your heat tolerance—it launches your common sense straight into orbit. Welcome to CaJohns Liquid Stoopid Hot Sauce, the legendary extract-based hot sauce where bad decisions taste incredibly good and your taste buds willingly sign up for the adventure. This dangerously fun blend starts out surprisingly civilized with ripe red jalapeno peppers, bold garlic, a touch of sugar, and bright lemon extract, creating a savory flavor that’s as delicious as it is deceptive. Then things go sideways! A 1,000,000 Scoville Heat Units Oleoresin Capsaicin Extract jumps in, clamps down on your tongue like a straight jacket, and suddenly you’re questioning every life decision that brought you here. The burn hits fast, lingers long, and delivers the kind of fiery experience that has chiliheads laughing, sweating, and immediately daring their friends to try it. Ridiculously hot, unapologetically outrageous, and surprisingly tasty, this is the hot sauce for people who believe “too hot” is merely a suggestion. Perfect for wings, fried chicken, burgers, sandwiches, hot dogs, French fries, brats, or anything else you eat while making questionable decisions late at night. Whether you’re a serious heat seeker, a hot sauce collector, or someone who enjoys watching friends regret their life choices, Liquid Stoopid delivers unforgettable flavor and extreme heat in every drop. Warning: EXTREMELY HOT. Use sparingly. Avoid contact with eyes and sensitive areas. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Taste the IQ Points Melt Away!™ One Drop Will Stupify Ya!™ 5 FL OZ